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DANANANANAYKROYD UK TOUR EXPLOSION IS ALMOST DONE! WE GOT...

Are You In One Or More Of A Select Few...

We’re setting fire to rock music and throwing it all in your faces this week! 8 easy...

SISSY HITS IN YOUR EARS AND SHOPS

I just realised that we haven’t done an “official” announcement of this yet, shame...

Recording went well. Dabid only got one hand taped to his...

ULTIMATE REMIX CATASTROPHE

Hello, blog following saddos of the universe, John and Calum would like to announce the beginning of...

David's Peculiar and Uncalled For...

I checked out the FOOD FOR ANIMALS debut LP Belly after reading their review on Pitchfork today and...

EUROPE MINUS SCOTLAND = BETTER

today! i got given a £60 limit on dinner alone.. me and graham ordered VEAL and PORK SPECIALS.. YOU...

MEGA PARTY UPDATE

David says we should update the blog but I’ve not done anything other than sleep a lot, piss...

Some more BBC sesh photies! (Check out a couple of...

Git Argh

Git Tar

Bay Ace

Druh Um

Calum Ghost

Jabbie Jab Junior

What a REBEEEELLL

GET ON OUR TOUR ASS

WE WENT TO THE BBC AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

I CHALLENGE ANY MUTHAFUCKA TO BEAT MY SPACE GIRAFFE HIGH...

RADIO GAAAA GAAAA

HI YOU! We’re all, like, live on the radio and what tonight, like! Chuffing Nora, from...

Big Tour, Big Fun!

England is getting well Dana’d in March. More dates of a very special variety once...

Kill Tone

I have been known to pretend i’m gay in order to make homophobes uncomfortable. There is...

21ST CENTURY BONNIE AND “CLYDE”

Imagine me and you, I do, I think about you day and night,...

METALLICA

In other news we had a rehersal today for the first time in ages and wrote two new songs....

‘BuffyThe Vampire Slayer’ actress Sarah Michelle...

Sissy Hits

People may be wondering why there’s no news regarding our EP or why we haven’t said...

SICK ANIMAL PORN! 2 SQUIRRELS 1 PUP! LOL?

IF LAURA AND BARRY HAD A BABY DAUGHTER, THEY SHOULD NAME HER...

Devo, searching the horizon for their copy of Sissy Hits. 

This is what happens when JBJ just tries to walk. (the same...

this is what happens when david tries to ride a bmx down my...

Sissy Hits - The Indie 'Extraordinary...

Hahaha I was just reading the Drowned in Sound site there and perusing the comments about Sissy Hits...

Fiona Apple looking for her copy of Sissy Hits. ~james x 

ITT, Calum talks to God; God turns out...

Me: Do you like my band, Dananananaykroyd?God:I don’t know your band Dananananaykroyd.Me:...

Home James!

'Sissy Hits' EP unfortunately gone the...

LAME IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT: Our EP has been cancelled due to financial dissarray at Jealous Records...

DATES AND FRESH (side-project) MUSICS

We’re making like a band and going on tour! Go look at our myspace page (which in case...

82588 by dillinger escape plan

i was going to fall out with this band for sacking the genius that is chris pennie. then i heard...

i got a voicemail at 5am this morning...

“we’ve got a wee story for you john, the wee story goes like this. me and david have a...

we started an internet!

Desalvo owned the other night. Everyone go check them out....

I'M IN YR STEREOZ ROCKING YR AUDIENS

That was mighty. A mighty mighty show. I can’t use the word “mighty” enough to...

Proper Special Announcement

OH MY GOSH!! It’s 2am and i’ve just found torrents of ‘Bob Ross - The Joy Of...

Nuff said.

John is RUEING the day he posted that photo of his aunts...

HAPPY NEW YEAR - THE ONLY THING THAT...

James and I will be in the studio this Saturday recording the NHG album. Wait till you hear it, you...

Non - Prophets

CCAAA  TTT  CCAAAA TTUHHH 

Yeah, I’m sorry. Love, Calum xxxx

A LAST CATS ON EARF ARE NOTS ALON

DUNCAN IS TEN!!!

It’s Duncans Birthday today! Happy Birthday! WE WUB OO!  ~james...

Happy Burpday Duncan

So, it was Duncan’s big-bad-b-day celebrations last night and joy-j-j-joy-joy we all had some...

SHAVE IT.... AAARRRRGHH..

ok geese!  its john. listen, i downloaded howard the duck from the (seriously...

SATURDAY NIGHT POKEMON

I’m watching the anime series of Pokemon, purely because it’s amazing. It’s only...

Lyric Update/Suzi Quatro/No Lunch

After discovering last night that David thought I had *actually* written the lyrics I posted the...

LYRICS FOR OUR NEW SONG

I woke the same as any other day except a voice was in my head It said “seize the day”,...

CARRION LAUGHING

GOOD CHEER

I hope everyone who reads the blog had a wonderful xmas! That means YOU, Calum, John and David! lol....

GOOD CHRISTMAS

Man, today was the gr8est! All I’ve really been doing for the past three hours is pwning NOOBZ...

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DANANANANAYKROYD!!!

Unicorn!!!!!

Pop over to the Gay Against You Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/gayagainstyou and listen to our...

2008

Well we played our last show of 2007 at Madame Jojos in London on Tuesday night, it was fun and...

Spot of ironing before playing in London 

Spot of cooking before driving to London

MERRY CHRISTMAS JBJ!!!!!!!

The Greater Than Symbol And The Wonder...

  I don’t get why people aren’t hailing this video as the greatest video of all time....

are you going to beat my new shoes? …no, no you are...

Bunch of Nothing, dude.

We’re sorry to people who wanted to see us on tuesaday there for cancelling at short notice...

Me (looking like an absolute rocket) and my wee bro decided...

ISKETCH

Sunshine Underground

I got well Chesney’d™ into tagging along with my big brother to see The Chemical Brothers...

TIMMY TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orbiting Planet 2Young2Handle

I’m trying to grow a moustache. The thing is, it looks like I have a pet whisper on my lip. Or...

The Man

One of Scotlands greatest and most under-appreciated bands are giving the majority (the stuff that...

James Jammy Jeans

Somehow or other I’ve managed to construct an accidental fort out of drums in my bedroom,...

British Knights

This month, we will be making a low budget music video for Sissy Hits EP track British Knights. We...

Did I Really Say "Nunchucked Vimto"?

We had a gig last night and (*round of applause*) John didn’t stop in the middle of a song and...

Look, I made an artwork. Bored sunday lolz! ~james x 

I’d like to think that our rather grueling journeys in...

BUH URH OFF EE   John doesn’t like Hifi Hand Grenades....

Shambles

If the soundguy, or anyone really, associated with a deeply comical and depressingly anti-punk...

I'm a Pimp, and Pimps Don't Commit...

I’m not sure if the new Richard “Donnie Darko” Kelly film is serious. It...

HAHAHAAAA LAL

“she said! she said! …*wear that dress*”
— LOLz on the XFM tour

SHOT IN THE GUT!

Lots of photos of us. Here I am posting something else to wrench this thing back into normality,...

And finally… All you need to know about the Newcastle...

“Couple of pages of recent touring photos!”
— Dabid x

HAHAH VAN DOOR YOU WIN 1

HAHAH VAN DOOR YOU WIN 2

HAHAH VAN DOOR YOU WIN 3

AYE VERY GOOD LEEROY

Quite a nice veggie burger (for once)

JAMES JAMES JAMES ONLY 20 MILES??? JAMES??? 20 MILES???...

The Dykeenies

Digital Ghosts

Scotland - 1, Italy - 2, John - HUH???

Hello Leeds

…and yes, maximum digital levels attained. GEE THANKS...

John relaxing up a statue in Newcastle

John and David well on the way to reaching maximum digital...

John and Calum wrestling (probably over Attitude magazine...

Blooooooodddddd-uuhh

James setting up in Newcastle

James getting ‘morning spacks’ in Manchester

Boredoms in Manchester

THE MAD SKWAAAD

Duncan setting up in Newcastle

A picture of a lovely amp. Mmmm

David on his way to digital level 100

Trying to destroy ‘Digital Coffin’ no. 2 proves...

Calum’s got Attitude!

Laura And Barry

PART THREE IN AN EPIC STORY OF ROKK

So we set up at the Faversham in Leeds, and wait for the other band to lend us some serious ampage...

My Side: The tour continued by Drummer...

“You look like a nutter” she says, grinning drunkenly and offering me the joint....

MY SIDE: the tour by the 2nd drummer LOL

We started off better than usual. Thursday morning no one was late, I showed the folks Celine Dion...

great news

our vans door fell off, but me and calum are in BASINGSTOKE or somthing so we’ve havent seen...

DISCLAIMER

JBJ posts in this blog courtesy of Backyard records. JAMES, LOLLING AT HIS OWN SNIDEY INGENUITY 

tour

we go away tomorrow! this is great news - banter will be born, die and resurrected once daily. we...

What Is And What Should Never Be

Uh oh. I’m getting quite heavily into Led Zeppelin, which means our album (which is currently...

Writings by James

I’ve started a book. Well I’ve been writing it for a couple of weeks now, but have...

Art Complaint

This evening I had a rare (though getting more frequent hence an astonishing lack of income on my...

Unbearable Pop Tactics

I want to go on tour until the world ends and all that is left is: a) My shoes (they are dying and...

Joe London & The Pepsi Dogzz

I wonder what would have happened if we were called THE LOLLIES or THE GUITARZ or THE SUBWAY...

Escape Greatness

This week, my favourite thing by far is when people email or myspace us/me saying that they really...

INTERNET WINE!

This is what happens when the internet and “artistic impulses” take over your body and...

This is how awesome our blog is. ~james x 

I was starting to forget who he is. Calum x

Fable

Danny Saliva met a girl at a bar. She introduced herself as Emily Spittle. “Hey” said...

Two Bars

Two bars of Cadburys Bournville make you feel sick, literally it is too much dark chocolate. Sadly...

“*whistle*”
— ~JBJ

“Sorry”
— David

SUMMER SAMBA (SO NICE)

Someone to hold me tight That