i got a voicemail at 5am this morning from james..
“we’ve got a wee story for you john, the wee story goes like this. me and david have a very similar birthday, infact some would go so far as say we were born on the same day. the evening for my birthday no one came out! we decided to celebrate our birthday the day after our birthday on the 8th of january, so me and iain and david went out but no one came out! no one else! we thought we had pals, but we dont - do you want to come over now? i’ve got a litre of vodka ya bastard! see if you dont come over ya fucking dick i’m going to steamroller you with a pig! i’ll toe your feet off! i’m looking at a picture of (inaudible) and he’s CRYING cos he’s so ashamed of you, i’m going to play (inaudible), are you going to play (inaudible), lets play (inaudible) infact john you are alright, you’ve got someone on your side”
i’d like to point out that me and calum and james went out on the night of his birthday and were drinking until 7am..
LOLLER COFFEE
JBJx
