ITT, Calum talks to God; God turns out to be a bit of a dick
Me:
Do you like my band, Dananananaykroyd?
God:
I don’t know your band Dananananaykroyd.
Me:
Well you can check out our Myspace if you want.
God:
Interesting. No I don’t think I can do it.
Me:
How come? Are you using Linux or something?
God:
Reductionism. Or something. My software works on any operating system, but Linux is the most reliable.
Me:
Oh, so you’re choosing not to listen to us?
God:
That’s alright. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am choosing not to listen to us.
Me:
Whoa whoa whoa! Don’t call the cops!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Me:
I have a slight cold. Does that count?
God:
How much did it cost? it. What do you think?
Me:
I think it cost like a million pounds, which is hundreds.
God:
What does “it” refer to?
Me:
My cold.
God:
Do robots have cold?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
For shizzle.
God:
Your purpose is shizzle.
Me:
Thanks, God.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
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